Top 11 Reasons Why Kurt Warner Is Thinking About Retiring

11) The next concussion he gets might make him remember his time as a Giant

10) The peer pressure on people who live in Arizona to retire is just relentless

9) Convinced that the freakishly improving Brenda requires, how shall we say, supervision

8) Wants that Favre Boost to his endorsement opportunities from the Quit Don't Quit demographic

7) Arizona coach Ken Whisenhunt keeps making him fill out TPS reports

6) Feels sorry for poor little rich boy Matt Leinart, who is clearly not going to get on the field again without help

5) Wants to Go Galt on those tithing bastards at the church, then see how much they like him

4) It just hasn't been the same ever since Denny Green left

3) With the Brady-esque rules protecting the QB, and the way refs call defensive pass interference, the game is getting too easy, and he's bored out of his mind

2) Wants to make sure that the argument over his Hall of Fame credentials is vigorous

1) Can't decide if he can help Jebus more as one of the best known athletes on the planet, or a stay-at-home Dad