Monday, January 18, 2010

Top 10 Lessons Learned From The NFL Playoffs

10) The game can't be at all competitive or interesting unless it's the late game on Sunday

9) Only Norv Turner can overcome the bye and home field advantage

8) Quitting on games late in the year only works if you are a top seed

7) Charles Woodson's greatest theft of the 2009 season was the Defensive Player of the Year award from Darelle Revis

6) Now that Brett Favre has gotten those first 317 picks out of the way, he's not going to throw no more

5) Reggie Bush's power running ability grows just a wee bit against godawful defenses

4) The playoff monkey on Tony Romo's back came a little later than usual this year

3) Dome field advantage only matters if the dome is old and crappy

2) Rex Ryan might have learned much from his father, but nothing about coaching in the playoffs

1) You can make a lot of money gambling if you just bet the chalk while somehow avoiding the Jets

2 comments:

CMJDad said...

"7) Rod Woodson's greatest theft of the 2009 season was the Defensive Player of the Year award from Darelle Revis"

Um, didn't he retire a few years back? Or is this just more of your satirical nature?

DMtShooter said...

Fixed. Alzheimer's is a bitch.