Top 10 Questions In Re BulletGate

Word on the Lemur today is that Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton drew iron (!) on each other in a Christmas Eve argument over a gambling debt. So...

10) How much money were we talking about here, really?

9) Is Billy Hunter serious when he says he's never heard of players pulling guns on each other in the locker room, or is he just unaware of the history of the Portland Jail Blazers?

8) Isn't this more defense than Washington has played all year?

7) Given the relative shooting percentages of both men, were either really worried?

6) Are Etan Thomas and Brendan Haywood pissed off at that they didn't think of this first?

5) Is Arenas taking this "Agent Zero" thing a little too seriously?

4) How does this play into Antwan Jamison's recent statement that he's going to go crazy if he doesn't get off this team?

3) Did Arenas just take over for Ron Artest in the battle to be the NBA's most insane man?

2) Is anyone else now understanding why Crittenton is in the NBA?

1) Will this finally get them to change the name of the team back to the Bullets?