Top 10 Ways That We Know The Steroid Era Is Over

Hey, MLB Fans -- Good News! Uncle Bud says that the Steroid Era is over! But don't take his word for it: look at all of the evidence!

10) The Yankees are World Series champions, and that organization would never allow a steroid user or twenty to sully the uniform

9) MLB+ teams are signing free agents with defensive value

8) Attendance is down

7) Japanese guys and most middle infielders have stopped hitting for power

6) It's really more of the Human Growth Hormone Era now anyway

5) Even morons, with the exception of Chris Berman, are bored by the All Star Home Run Derby

4) There is no one left to out as a cheater that would provoke more than a shrug from the general public

3) Has Uncle Bud ever been wrong before?

2) No one's employed Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens for, like, years

1) The sportswriters have kept steroid abusers out of the Hall of Fame, keeping it safe for the smokers, drunkards, meth heads, cocaine achievers and unrepentant violent racists