NFL Week 17 Ad Questions

10) Are jerky paintball enthusiasts a major part of the Bud Light drinking audience?

9) Does State Farm really want to compare its insurance to the performance of a wheezing old car?

8) When Justin Timberlake beats Peyton Manning in ping pong, does Peyton blame his offensive line, the refs, his coaches or the media?

7) When did Frank Caliendo as John Madden become the head of the U.S. Department of Transportation?

6) What kind of banquet are you expecting when Coors is served, and is it heated over a trash can or can of Sterno?

5) Once more with feeling: why are lame attempts at humor, paid for with ludicrously expensive ad buys, supposed to make me think that Geico's insurance rates are as low as they could be?

4) Is one of Miller Light's selling attributes the inability to form clear speech?

3) Does anyone else get creeped out by the idea of an "inside deal" at Taco Bell?

2) Can Howie Long tell us more about that Honda lawnmower in the Ford ads? It looks like more fun to use than everything else in the picture.

1) If I do not take concussions seriously, will the NFL sue me, or exact punishment in some more poetically awful of a fashion?