Top 10 All Purpose Sports Headline

Pro Athlete Makes Incredibly Stupid Mistake Off The Playing Field/Court

Team Loses Or Wins In Way That Relates To Their Name

Player Signs Contract For Huge Amount Of Money That Team Can Somehow Afford To Pay

You Should Become Excited About The Upcoming Game

Guy Who No Longer Plays Tolerated, Humored, Or Angry

Poorly Performing Team Suffers Inexplicable Injuries

Melodramatic Fan Base Claims They Are Cursed

Area Fans Scream, Cry, Become Intoxicated Or Destroy Property

Gambling Happens

Bloggers Or Women Or Money Ruin Everything