Top 10 Lakers-Celtics Game Three Takeaways

10) Kia wants you to associate their car with legalized heroin ("Hamsterdam" is a "Wire" reference) and giant old-school rapping hamsters

9) The best move for the Lakers might be to get Ron Artest in foul trouble, since that means more minutes for (no, seriously) Luke Walton

8) Since Rasheed Wallace and Kendrick Perkins have had lots of technical fouls, they won't get any more, no matter how dramatically they stomp off after foul calls they don't agree with

7) When Kobe Bryant defends Rajon Rondo, the Celtics point guard looks a lot less Hall of Famey, and Bryant's offense doesn't quite have the same spring

6) When the Lakers and Celtics play three coyote ugly games in the Finals, it's great defense, but when any other teams do it, it's terrible basketball

5) Ray Allen used up all of his good shots in Game Two, and will never make another jumper again

4) When the refs use replay three times in five minutes in the fourth quarter, that's OK, because it's just so critical to get every crunch time call correct in what was eventually a 7-point game that lasted nearly three hours

3) The Lakers have now won 14 straight playoffs games when the series is tied, which is one of those unspeakably important streaks that no one actually cares about

2) Boston Fan really brought his F game tonight, but that's understandable, given the enormity of coming back from a point down in the fourth quarter

1) Since no team has won consecutive games, let's just skip ahead to Game Seven and save our eyes