Top 11 Questions from the JaMarcus Russell Arrest
MOBILE, Ala. -- Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was arrested today for possession of a controlled substance, according to the Mobile County Sheriff's Office.11) How does he still have $2,500?
The substance was codeine syrup, spokeswoman Lori Myles said.
Myles said Russell was arrested at his home early this afternoon during an undercover investigation. He was booked into Mobile Metro Jail at 4:22 p.m. Russell was released minutes later after making $2,500 bail, according to online records.
10) Is it true that he'd shoot heroin, but just can't find a vein under the blubber?
9) Does the Mobile PD really have nothing better to do than run undercover investigations to see who is holding cough syrup?
8) How will this affect his chances of landing that big CFL or UFL back-up job?
7) What does this do to the homeless over/under date bet?
6) Is Jeff Garcia still trying to figure out how he "lost" a training camp battle to this guy?
5) Is JR over 400 pounds yet?
4) When JR is under the influence of codeine, does it actually make him slower, and if so, how?
3) Did Ryan Leaf and Todd Marinovich do fist pumps when they heard the news?
2) Is this just part of JR's need to be more like Lester Bangs?
1) When the cops came for his syrup, did he fumble it, or throw it to the officers instead of just getting rid of it?
1 comment:
The Mobile PO PO must be lame! Codeine is barely a controlled substance, it can be purchased in Canada in grocery stores.
They should be out busting tweekers!
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