Top 10 Summer NFL Stories That No One Needs To Read

10) How inspiring Wes Welker's comeback from injury is

9) Anything involving JaMarcus Russell, since he no longer has anything to do with the NFL, and hasn't for years

8) Any advance speculation, usually agent-driven, on where Terrell Owens is going to play

7) First round pick negotiations, assuming that they don't involve lengthy holdouts for fantasy relevant players

6) Lockout speculation, which exists only to convince us that the future will suck

5) How Star Player X really bonded with his teammates thanks to his special grueling voluntary workout

4) That workouts in summer heat are unpleasant

3) That Team X is really excited to have Star Player Y or New Coach Z, despite the fact that the player and coach in question were only available because they were cut loose by some other club

2) How some old player is signing with his old team so he can have some overwhelmingly meaningful retire in the colors moment

1) Anything, with the possible exception of news concerning a murder-suicide, about Brett Favre