Top 10 reasons why Terrell Owens is being blacklisted

10) NFL teams keep focusing on what he did earlier in his career, when he was, you know, a self-promoting egotist and team cancer

9) Way too much being made of the 1 pass in 3 that he drops, rather than the 2 in 3 that he doesn't

8) Many clubs insist on veteran players who have been on the winning side in a playoff game in this century

7) Unique to NFL WRs, he's black y'all



6) NFL teams have a hatred of the First Amendment, and the right of players to yell fire in a crowded locker room

5) Somehow think they can manage without his 55 catches, 829 yards and 5 touchdowns

4) They are totally jealous of his reality show on VH-1, which is watched by dozens

3) Everyone is in the tank for Jerry Rice, Marvin Harrison, Cris Carter, Tim Brown and Isaac Bruce to preserve their records

2) Not enough is being made of the fact that he hasn't been arrested

1) Something minor about how he's a three-ring circus who never won anything, throws every QB he plays with under the bus, and runs to a microphone at any sign of adversity doesn't appeal to people