Top 10 reasons why the cops aren't pressing charges in the Vick Birthday Party Shooting

10) Before not pressing charges, they hadn't gotten him anything

9) They really aren't sold on Kevin Kolb, either

8) It's not as if shooters are always charged in Virginia Beach

7) Feel like, in comparison with past events, this one's too small and needs to be thrown back

6) So long as Vick isn't the shooter, don't really think it matters who pulled the trigger

5) The witness isn't cooperating with police, so the cops feel like they need to teach him a valuable lesson

4) After two weeks of increasingly severe rumors and developments, feel like there's nothing more that could happen

3) Just wanted to give that nice Mr. Reid a pass after all of that trouble with his kids

2) The cops are such big fans of the Wildcat that they even like what Vick does

1) With unemployment being such a problem in the country, don't want to see another job lost over something so minor as a shooting at a birthday party