Top 10 least meaningful NFL free agent developments

10) Tennessee signed LB Will Witherspoon, because a guy who couldn't keep a job on in the awful and injured St. Louis and Philadelphia 2009 defenses is certainly worth 3 years and $11 million

9) The Raiders released WR Javon Walker, causing everyone to remember that Walker was with the Raiders

8) Landlocked Browns walrus Mike Holmgren imported QB / WR / Ineffective Slash Guy Seneca Wallace to back up Josh Cribbs at the critical "Oh God, Someone's Got To Play QB In December" position

7) The Bengals are deciding which veteran WR malcontent (Terrible Owens? Brandon Marshall? Antonio Bryant?) can make Chad Ochocinco look sane by comparison in 2010

6) Carolina released 33-year-old FB Brad Hoover, seeing how being 33 and a fullback are two conditions that are more or less impossible in the NFL

5) The Chargers released RB Michael Bennett, which means Bennett has only 28 organizations left to go in his quest to be released by every team

4) OL Stacy Andrews restructured his deal with the Eagles, so that his resume listing of Payroll Thief could be changed to Payroll Grifter

3) The Steelers brought back Antwaan Randle El from the Resdkins in the hope that they can flip his switch back to Don't Suck

2) The Browns released QB Derek Anderson, who at least got to be reminded that he once made a Pro Bowl in the headline

1) QB Jim Sorgi decided that if he's going to carry a clipboard in the presence of a Manning, it might as well be the one that might get benched in this lifetime