In the words of Mark Jackson, come on NBC Philadelphia, you're better than that. (This, by the way, is a screen shot from their site. And my Number Bed is Numbered 69, honey chile.)
On the other hand, you are also employing Howard Eskin, who I'm not linking to here, because it would involve linking to Howard Eskin. So maybe not.
And what the hey, we are talking about the Sixes' front office here. Might as well let the slower interns and copy editors work on this. It's not like it's a team that anyone cares about anymore, so what's the harm?