Top 10 reasons why the Nets CEO is yelling at fans wearing bags

According to the New York Daily News, CEO Brett Yormark of the 7-63 Nets, a team that has to win two of its last 12 games to avoid finishing the year with the worst won-loss record in NBA history, got into a shouting match with a fan wearing a paper bag on his head. What prompted the altercation?

10) When you've got 38 people in the stands, the clothing choices of each person matters, dammit

9) On very rare occasions, people engage in negativity and confrontation, even in northern New Jersey

8) Yormark is very eco-conscious, and wanted the man to wear a reusable bag

7) Fighting to defend the honor of Yi Jianlin, which is more than he ever did

6) Fourteen straight losses at home can make a man a bit testy

5) Yormark's efforts to learn Russian to keep his job under new ownership aren't going well

4) When you've actually had to stand up in public and be excited about moving to Newark, that can't be good for your mental health

3) Has already asked nicely for the fans to come out, so has to go to the stick now

2) After 14 years with the Nets, it's a wonder that the man hasn't Gone Spreewell

1) It's not as if he can attack the players