Top 10 reasons why the Eagles picked up Michael Vick's $1.5 million bonus

10) That one touchdown pass against Dallas is clearly worth serious coin

9) As far as they know, won't do done anything unsettling, inhuman and awful with it

8) When your season stats are 6 for 13 for 86 yards and a touchdown on the air, and 95 yards and two touchdowns on the ground, you can just write your own bonus, really

7) Will give the team more time to agonize over a QB decision

6) They can tie up millions in quarterback salary, since they rarely pay defensive players or free agents

5) With AJ Feeley getting a job in St. Louis, there aren't enough guys available who can run the system and fail without embarrassment

4) Buys coach Andy Reid a few more weeks of Tony Dungy Access

3) Really, really cheeses off the animal rights activists

2) "The Michael Vick Project" on BET is their favorite show

1) Want to wring every last second of local sports interest away from the Sixers, Phillies and Flyers