Top 10 reasons why Milton Bradley keeps getting ejected from spring training games

10) He's a little on edge over never being able to get his forwarded mail

9) Seattle clubhouse coffee has too much caffeine

8) Being who he is, he works on different things in the preseason

7) When you are hitting in front of Casey Kotchman, it breeds a certain amount of tension

6) Keeps thinking that if he just gets angry enough, the Mariners will let him DH

5) A Bradley ejection provides a certain validation to bush league umpires

4) It's all a massive misunderstanding, just like everything else that's happened in Milton's life

3) He's a little on edge from that Chicago lease issue

2) Cracking under the pressure from having to be better than Carlos Silva

1) Just because he's paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get him