Whoop De Damn Deals

Dammit, I hate missing out on the big sales at Christmas. Had I been local to Detroit, I could have saved up to 75% off at the Derrick Coleman Estate Sale, with warehouse savings on bedroom and dining room sets, furniture and accessories.

However, just as it was with Derrick's entire career, all sales are final, with no refunds or returns. I also bet that while everything looked good in the showroom, once you got the stuff home, it would just quit on you.