Epic Drop: Top 13 things Drew Rosenhaus will not comment on

Oh, Drew. You had me at "Next Question!"

But seriously, folks... what a debt we all owe to the Bush Administration. Now, anytime that you are confronted with a question that you would rather not answer, you can just trot out the Ongoing Criminal Investigation defense. It works every time! Try it the next time you find the wrong hole. Or wake up in the wrong place. Or... well, let's just stop right there, while I've still got advertisers. (Sweet, sweet advertisers.)