Silent Manny

Manny Ramirez is growing extremely upset about the lack of suitors for his services, so much so that he has told friends he would contemplate retirement if a suitable offer doesn't arrive soon, a person close to the situation told Newsday... Ramirez told a friend that he spends most of his time working out, watching cartoons and playing video games. (emphasis mine)

So let's review. We've got a guy who asked to be traded every three months on average in Boston, whose effort and team spirit were questionable at best. When he wants to, he mashes, but you'd have to be criminally negligent to not realize that he is what you think he is. The last contract of his baseball life if not going to provide exceptional value for the buck.

But all of that is beyond the point. What we all want to know, clearly, is what toonage and gamery the ManRam engages in. I'm thinking "Spongebob" and something with zombies, respectively, and every time he kills an opponent, he imagines the carcass to be a whitey ex-teammate. But your mileage, Dear Reader, may vary...