Epic Drop: Top 10 Players in Fantasy Football That Will Give You An Ulcer

Your list today, and the lovely image (trust me, I could have given you worse) is brought to you by the guys that are sure to treat your fantasy team like used toilet paper this year... but no league is won without risks, right?

The bigger ulcer in my life is, of course, event planning. On the off chance that anyone who is reading this might want in to a fantasy league with an auction draft and keeper budget on Saturday, August 30, ping me at dmt shooter at gmail dot com already. One of these days, I'm going to remember just how much I love working out the logistics of this nonsense...