Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Tremble
As promised, the actual Leather Crown of the Leather Crown Cult -- truly the finest trophy in all of Fantasy Football Christendom.
Your opportunity to possess it still exists, but you must survive the gauntlet of the live draft and the season. If you are the last one standing, you get to possess this spectacular Dork Artifact... but heavy lies the head that wears the Crown, cause, um, you'll have to win the league again to keep it. (We wouldn't want it to be stupid or something.)
In other news, I still have openings, I still hate event planning, and until I get what I want (i.e., 12 owners), I'm going to be all kinds of bent about it, especially after I had any number of people tell me no thanks for baseball, but dammit, I want in when you do football. Driving me up a wall, it is.
4 comments:
That helmet is far too cool to be won through something as pedestrian as fantasy football. No, it should be seized after a bloody weekend of rampaging and pillaging, torn from the smashed head of a Flemish king.The war-ravaged victor must then race to a stone castle on horseback and proffer it as a gift to the ruthless Mies the Defenestrator, lord and tyrant over the lands of Gual and Saxony, in exchange for the hand of his beautiful daughter Princess Anastasia. STAND WITH ME, MY BROTHERS, AND KNOW THAT THOSE WHO ARE NOT HERE WILL HOLD THEIR MANHOOD CHEAP WHEN WE SPEAK OF THIS DAY! ONWARD!
WANT.
Do I need a 12 sided die in order to win that thing?
12-sided dice sucks. Now, the 20 sider... that's some good dice right there. (And yes, some casino is going to make a mint with D&D Craps with different sided dice.)
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