Acquiring the trophy

So there's a piece in the Boston Globe this week about how the writer, a Giants fan, braved Central American jungles to get his hands on Perfectriot wear, so he could wear it in front of his Masshole friends. And as you're reading it, consider, for just a moment, the logistics involved, and the hard-core douchebaggery going on here -- if only for the sheer expense of getting there to do it, let alone the up close and personal experience of haggling with a disadvantaged person for their clothing.

The NFL needs to just start selling wrong attire locally, or maybe get the worst places in the world wired up so they can use eBay. Because, honestly, the world hates us enough already. (Or maybe just toss Boston and New York out of all leagues for a couple of years on general principles...)