Epic Drop: Top 11 Future Excuses For Roger Clemens

Your list is here, and you know what the best part of this is? The fact that since he won't be back with the Yankees next year, and their fans feel screwed by his very convenient hamstring pull in the playoffs, there's really no one left out there who really wants to defend him. Roger's united everyone, Red Sox Fan, Yankee Fan, Dave Stewart, and the rest of the AL fan bases that might even still exist, so far as the media knows. Roger, you've saved baseball after all!