Thursday, January 3, 2008

Top 5 Future Gimmicks For The NHL

An FTT Exclusive -- our spies are everywhere! (OK, breaking into the NHL headquarters doesn't exactly qualify as difficult. You just give the night guy, Garth, a six-pack of Molsons, some smokes, and listen to him whine about how Dunkin' Donuts couldn't carry Tim Horton's jock. But still.)

5. Multiple pucks, and the orange one is worth triple

4. Street hockey game, with balls instead of pucks and parked cars on outskirts of the playing surface

3. Trampolines



2. More shifts like this



1. Chicks With Sticks (image not suitable for an ad-supported blog)

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