Wouldn't you drink, too?

In Bloomington, Illinois tonight, according to Yahoo Sports, Isiah Thomas's kid was arrested for underaged drinking and disorderly conduct. They nabbed him in a hospital, it seems, after Some Fisticuffs in a townie bar.

High on the list of questions the cops should have asked...

1) Was the guy that punched you trying to drive the lane for a layup in a blowout win?

2) When you shouted obscenities at the cops before they decided to arrest you, were you just following the same instincts that caused your dad to sign Mailk Rose and Jerome James?

3) Since the Knicks have said that your father would have no comment, would you now like to sign the petition for him to be fired?

4) Does your problem with alcohol relate to the fact that Jordan's kid plays for Illinois, or from your dad turning his Hall of Fame playing career into a Unabomber-esque taint from which no creature is likely to escape?

5) Have you negotiated for a buyout from your family yet?