And the Eagles' off-season was going so well

(The image is what comes up when you search for Smug Bastard. It's Brian Billick, honest, in a past life when he went on Match Game. The Horror.)

From today's Philadelphia Daily News, h/t Tracer Bullet, and straight to my gall bladder, which is where the bile gets made...

Don't be shocked if Brian Billick, who was fired earlier this week as the Ravens' head coach, winds up as an offensive consultant on Andy Reid's staff. Billick and Reid are longtime friends. You might recall that Reid brought another pal, Marty Mornhinweg, on board after he was fired by the Lions 5 years ago.

What, Andy, is the team lacking in Smug Bastards? Please, I'm begging you, keep the offense genius-free, OK? That also goes for Martz...