Epic Drop: Top 12 Reasons Jason Garrett Stayed In Dallas

Your list is here, but if you're looking for the reason without jokes, just start counting to three million, for a guy with limited experience who has spent his time limiting the impact of Marion Barber, and rushing a not-ready Terry Glenn back into the lineup just in time to contribute to The Big Choke. Let's just say that if you can't beat a team at home when your defense holds the opponent to less than 60 second half yards and no fourth quarter first downs... maybe you're not, um, worth more than any other offensive coordinator in the league. Just maybe.