Epic Drop: Top 10 Consolations For People Who Are Sad That The NFL Season Is Almost Over

Your list is here, and I swear that I've heard and read this line of Big Girl Tears for two weeks now. I get that there isn't enough pro football in the world, and that the league could double the schedule and not come close to sating the thirst that Americans have for blocking and tackling. But for heaven's sake, you big girls, suck it up. It's not like they've been shortening the season on you here. Crying over the end of the season is like crying about how you have to do your income taxes or go to the dentist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sucks to be, well, everyone. Boo freaking hoo.

In the words of my dear old grandpappy, grow a pair!