Top 10 takeaways from K-Rod FistGate

10) When you are striking the grandfather of your children, make sure to use your non-pitching hand

9) Season-ending surgery and the ire of all is a small price to pay to keep your father-in-law in line

8) The really sad thing for Met Fan is that this is far from the least painful recent fisting

7) The club might void the contract, which means this could be the best thing that happened to the team this year

6) If you've got any clue who is going to get saves now in this crapfest, you are one up on me

5) Mets manager Jerry Manuel said he isn't mad, by which we can infer that he's more than ready to be fired

4) Now that K-Rod's season is over, he can move right into fighting over 50 year olds in a very special new MMA division

3) K-Rod's agent didn't say whether he would lie about how his client got hurt later

2) K-Rod is owed another $17.5 million, assuming he gets surgery, makes another ridiculously fake apology, and the Mets brass remains too stupid to find their ass with both hands and a map

1) This is really going to hurt the Mets' stretch fail