This weekend's top 10 NFL Preseason Takeaways

10) After three fake games, the revolutionarily different Kevin Kolb Era looks like an Eagles team that will go .500 and fail in the red zone

9) Thanks to the loss of special teams coach Bobby April, even that part of the Bills will suck this year

8) Dallas will score a ton of points this year, right up until the part where the offensive line gets QB Tony Romo killed

7) Philip Rivers is showing no sign at all of missing Vincent Jackson, and Vincent Jackson is showing no sign at all of having any grasp of reality

6) After seeing the Saints long snapper crush Darren Sproles, we can officially give up on the idea that Sproles is either worth the money or elusive

5) Pat White might make the Dolphins' final roster after all, partly because he looked OK against the Falcons, and mostly because when you whiff on a second round pick, it stings less when you cut the guy after two years, rather than one

4) This Drew Brees guy might be a useful person to have on your fantasy team

3) The Cardinals decided that they'd rather hate to watch Derek Anderson than hate to watch Matt Leinart

2) Brian Dawkins wants no part of an 18 game season, which probably won't be a big problem, seeing how one won't occur until 2011 at the earliest

1) Shockingly, the Jets appear to be better when Mark Sanchez isn't responsible for the majority of the offense