Top 10 Signs That, This Time, Brett Favre Will Actually Quit

Yes, I know, I know... without this man, sports blogging in August would be impossible. So let's just go with it, shall we?

10) When not enough people clap for him, just like every other drama queen fairy, he dies

9) The fifteenth time that he threatens this for media whore attention is definitely the charm

8) Having wrecked the hopes and dreams of countless campaigns by playing, wants to see if he can do it without actually playing

7) Just doesn't have the same fire to end a team's playoff hopes with a game-ending pick

6) Can't keep doing the world a disservice by postponing the Tavaris Jackson Era

5) His ankle isn't responding to rehab, seeing how it's made of Wrangler jeans, gunslinger moxie and ancient Egyptian sinew

4) Finally convinced that his interception record is safe

3) It's the only way to get past early August, when actual NFL QBs go to training camp and work like, well, football players

2) At $13 million, he's clearly not being paid enough, especially if he has to work August

1) Wants to learn what it's like to quit other jobs while telling lots of people about it