Top 10 reasons why Shaun Rogers had a loaded gun at the airport

The Cleveland Browns' nose tackle was arrested today "without incident" for having a loaded .45 in his carry-on luggage. What made him do it?

10) Impossible to get service at the Cleveland Cinnabon without stopping power

9) Wanted some of that good Gilbert Arenas suspended and still get paid money

8) Afraid that unless he had a sidearm, someone might take him back to Detroit

7) It's the only thing that keeps Eric Mangini in line

6) Just spillover from the Delonte West collection

5) When you are 6'-4" and 350 pounds, you really need the protection that only a handgun can bring

4) Wanted to set the right example for teammates who don't have 10 years of experience

3) Finds that it's the perfect way to ensure peace, quiet, and extra leg room

2) Had to make sure that if an action movie broke out, he wouldn't be killed in the first ten minutes

1) All an elaborate test to make sure that the security screening works, dammit