Top 10 reasons why the Eagles traded Donovan McNabb to Washington

10) Just didn't have the heart to send him to Oakland

9) Want to see if this will get James Thrash out of retirement

8) Seeing how they signed Willie Parker and Larry Johnson, want to help the Skins win 2005 Tecmo Bowl

7) By sending him to a team within the division, will promote the hating process

6) It's the only way to ensure getting Jason Campbell out of the lineup

5) After getting rid of Brian Dawkins, Brian Westbrook and Sheldon Brown for next to nothing, just had to keep up the momentum

4) Couldn't imagine getting more than a couple of low draft picks for the best QB in franchise history

3) Once he did that scream at the fans in Dallas in the pre-game of the playoff game, he just had to go

2) It's all part of a massive Scientologist plot

1) Only way to get Eagle fans or management to appreciate him