Top 10 takeaways from the Intentionally Puking Philly Phan

By now you have probably heard about the worst story of the year, but you know what you make out of the worst story of the year? The worst list. Um, enjoy?

10) This should retire that tired "They threw snowballs at Santa" meme

9) On some level, you almost have to admire the commitment to being not just a douchebag, but The Biggest Douchebag

8) Thank heavens that the Phillies won it all in 2008, or this guy would have gotten really disgusting

7) Sixer Fan has been puking for years, and can't get any media coverage

6) At stadium prices, this attack is not only disgusting, it's also quite expensive

5) As the perp is white, it's somehow all Obama's fault

4) You have to wonder if he considered another attack and just found himself, um, out of fuel

3) On the glass half full side of things, many other Philly Fans beat the hell out of the perp

2) There is no truth to the rumor that the perp prepared for his moment by thinking hard about Chris Wheeler naked

1) I'm starting to feel a lot better about the fact that my daughters do not care about sports