Top 10 MLB Predictions for 2010

10) No matter what Bud Selig and his pack of rodeo clowns propose, or what the great unwashed voters foist upon the public, you will not give a damn who wins the All Star Game

9) Chris Berman will make you embarrassed to be a mammal, much less a human, during Home Run Derby

8) The first five games played at the new Twins' stadium will create a permanent reputation as a hitter or pitcher's park

7) The Cubs will lose in an unlovable fashion

6) An increasing number of highly paid Mets will develop "injuries" as the season gets out of hand

5) Someone will call Billy Beane a genius, but only if they don't have to watch the A's actually play baseball

4) Joe Torre will get a career year out of a set-up man who will never be the same again

3) Dusty Baker will get a career-ending year out of a young starting pitcher who will never be the same again

2) Some old-school manager will put a speedy low-OBA hitter in the leadoff spot, just to screw with sabermetric nerds

1) Regardless of the schedule, standings, or performance of individual players, ESPN will show you the Yankees and Red Sox