Top 10 changes for local teams from the Arizona Immigration Bill

No matter where you stand on this debate, there's one thing for certain; giving police the job of making any brown person prove their citizenship at any time is going to really change things in the state that just says no to Daylight Savings and Martin Luther King. Such as the following...

10) Arizona Cardinals no longer welcome in Mexico City, which after watching Matt Leinart this year, will make that city more like Phoenix

9) Diamondback Juan Gutierrez no longer allowed to take the closer job away from Chad Qualls

8) If Cardinal Beanie Wells goes airborne to get into the end zone, it must be referred to as a leap or plunge, and there will be no mention of a nationality or legumes

7) The knee sprain that sent Diamnondback catcher Miguel Montero to the disabled list is now under suspicion

6) Just to show how mad he is about this, and that he's got the back of Latino players, David Stern is going to put not one, but two WNBA teams in the state

5) The NHL Phoenix Coyotes and their fans will be shockingly unaffected

4) Diamondback Rodrigo Lopez to change his name to Roger Lopat

3) Cardinal Aussie punter Ben Graham now claiming he's from Canada, rather than any place that is, you know, southern

2) Fiesta Bowl to change its name to the Festivus Bowl

1) Phoenix may lose the MLB All Star Game, which would just be a shame, seeing how It Counts and the world just needs more July baseball games in the desert