Top 10 reasons why Tiki Barber is leaving his pregnant wife

You are looking at what used to be the public face of Tiki Barber, who is engaged in an adulterous affair with a 22-year-old piece of NBC sweetness. Adding insult to injury, Tiki's presumed ex is 8 months pregnant with his kid. What prompted Tiki to engage in such remarkable churlishness?

10) Felt a need to give Tiger Woods a run for his money in Jerk Of The Year contests

9) Wanted to ruin the chance for Asian poon for black guys forever

8) Thought he could just put the blame on his not so evil twin

7) He's a big "30 Rock" fan, and could not resist the real life Carie

6) Jealous of Michael Strahan's greed in going through multiple wives

5) It's all Tom Coughlin's fault

4) Quitting just before a big moment is kind of second-hand for him by now

3) Wanted to add a little spice to his next children's book, "Tiki's Big Score"

2) Needed to do it to show Eli Manning what real leadership looks like

1) Wants to make sure his kids grow up to be Super Bowl champions, which can clearly only happen when he's not around