Top 10 predictions for the final week of the NBA regular season
10) LeBron James and Kevin Durant will say the scoring title doesn't mean anything, then take a million shots
9) Lottery teams will pretend to try to win games, while playing scrubs
8) Don Nelson will jerk fantasy league players around, just like every other week of the year
7) Playoff bound teams will try to convince themselves that home court actually matters
6) Eddy Curry will cry himself to sleep on a bed full of money
5) David Stern will consider, and reject, a playoff system that doesn't completely prevent a long run by a Cinderella team
4) Some low seed will completely fool themselves into thinking they have momentum by winning a bunch of games at the end of the year against teams that have given up
3) The media will raise LeBron James 2010 Home Address Speculation to DefCon 2
2) Golden State's Stephen Curry will put up numbers in a doomed effort to get someone to think that Tyreke Evans isn't the Rookie of the Year
1) Even Raptor and Bulls fans won't care who wins the #8 seed in the East
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