Top 10 lessons from the MLB season so far

10) Garrett Jones has got your fluke season right here, pal

9) Placido Polanco is on pace to drive in just under 1,000 runs this season

8) Carlos Gomez is the hottest thing since Emilio Bonifacio

7) No one's going to make a niftier play this year than Mark Buehrle's freaky flip



6) If you want to play a great home opener, schedule a road game against the Nationals

5) Thanks heavens the Red Sox emphasized pitching and defense in the off season, otherwise they'd have given up 30 runs in the first two games

4) Since there was no World Baseball Classic this year, no MLB team suffered spring training injuries

3) San Francisco is a juggernaut

2) Brian Heyward is going to make Braves Fan forget all about Jordan Schaefer, while Carlos Zambrano is the worst SP in baseball

1) The playoff race is already over in Toronto, Baltimore, Kansas City, Cleveland, Oakland, Washington, Houston and San Diego