What I'm Saving You People From
The follow is a chat from Five Tool Ninja and the Original Mookie, that was then forwarded to me to use as a post. It was inspired by Travis Henry's marijuana arrest.
Top Eleven Topics That Have Been Completely Drained of All Potentially Humorous Content
11. The futility of the Cubs.
Example: Q - How bad have the Cubs been for the past 100 years?
A - They haven't won a World Series title since 1908.
10. Brett Favre's retirement status
Example: Q - Why is Brett Favre considering a comeback?
A - I was once in Green Bay on a Sunday afternoon in November, and the Burger King was actually quite crowded.
9. Fantasy sports geekiness.
Example: Q - How many fantasy sports geeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - When joining a fantasy sports league, many players choose a humorous team name that exaggerates their sexual prowess, or implies that others in the league may not be heterosexual.
8. Najeh Davenport
Example: Q - How many NFL career TDs does Najeh Davenport have?
A - That's disgusting.
7. Soccer
Example: Q - Why don't soccer players use their hands?
A - They're from Europe.
6. Chris Berman's nicknames.
Example: Q - What was Chris Berman's nickname for Curtis Martin?
A - I don't believe he had one.
5. Boston sports renaissance
Example: Q - How many championships have Boston teams won collectively since 1999?
A - I hate you.
4. Mike Piazza's heterosexuality.
Example: Q - Why does Mike Piazza have a moustache?
A - Despite his shaky defense toward the end of his career, he's widely considered to be the best hitting catcher of all time.
3. The lameness of top ten lists
Example: Q - Why are DMt's posts so lame?
A - He's probably unmarried, and living in his mom's basement.
2. The NHL
Example: Q - What does NHL stand for?
A - Hockey gets terrible TV ratings.
1. Steroid use in the MLB
Example: Q - Why did the former HR champ cross the road?
A - To inject himself in the buttocks with steroids.
No comments:
Post a Comment