Fantasy Football Team Names That Could Get You Laid

Judging by the site traffic these days, many of you are looking for a fantasy football team name, and as always, we're here to help... and we're setting the bar high, dammit.

Use these names to overwhelm your Dungeons & Dragons-esque social handicap. Just remember to thank us when you get some, preferably in the throes of passion, and post it on YouTube. We don't ask for much. As always, they all fit in the Yahoo limit.

High Flex Position

Punt, Pass and Cuddle

My Only Diversion

Cash I Win For You

Handcuffs Optional

Colt 45 Defense

Jason Taylor Dancers

I Also Cook And Clean

Monogamy Insurance

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