Six Random Observations from Phils-Rocks Game 3

> What happens if you keep the bats in a humidor -- is everything back to square one, and Colorado becomes a bandbox again?

> If Jamie Moyer pitches for another 5 to 10 years and gets to 300 wins (he's now at 230), does he make the Hall of Fame, despite having six years with over a 5-run ERA?

> So, just so we all know... Miller employs windbag delivery men to go from town to town and steal beer from its vendors. Makes sense to me.

> Pat Burrell reminds me of a very, very slow... Greg Luzinski.

> Moyer is so old-school, he doesn't even talk into his glove during catcher-pitcher conferences. Don't you know they could read your lips, Jamie? Curt Schilling taught us -- CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

> How much would you have to be paid to watch Frank TV? For me, I'm thinking... $200. But then again, I'm a whore. And that price just keeps going up.