Epic Drop: Top 10 Yankee Headlines That Will Distract Viewers From The World Series

Your list is here; your meta commentary that encourages the very condition that it decries is all around us, really. (And this meta meta commentary in the meta commentary? So post-modern that it exists outside of the current space-time continuum. Take another bong hit, and it all makes perfect sense.)

Finally, there is this: by posting this picture on the blog, I've made Fellow Tool Dirty Davey spit up all over his corn flakes this morning, and maybe provoked a comment or post in response. Anything to get the other Tools out of the box, says I.