Epic Drop: Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear On An NFL Telecast

Your list is here. Bonus couple of things... 11) "No one's supposed to know this, but Player X is gay. I can't imagine anyone cares, but he is." 12) "And with Favorite up by 21 points with 10 minutes left to play, televisions across America are switching off our game. So long, suckers!"