Sunday, April 29, 2007

FTT Saves You 5K Future Words From Bill Simmons

All of my friends agree -- what a great ballsy trade the Patriots made for Randy Moss!

He's going to be Rejuvenated!

Sure, I'm disturbed by the off-field stuff and the on-field stff, but Bellichick would never roll the dice on a guy he wasn't sure of!

Joe Buck hates him, so this makes the Patriots cool!

No matter what, less Reche Caldwell in my life is a good thing!

This is nothing like when the Eagles traded for Terrell Owens!

Update -- Our apologies. It was 1,424 words.

3 comments:

D. Albano said...

We'll see about that. I hope the evil N.E. Empire burns to the ground, now that they have aquired the Devil!!!!

K said...

Have you seen Bill Simmons' running diary on the trade?

10:15 a.m. - Watching a TiVo'd episode of Dancing With the Stars. Isn't Heather Mills totally like Curt Schilling in the Bloody Sock game?! Sports Gal told me to turn it to the WWL. It was like the time J-Bug doubled-down on Kings!

10:17 a.m. - The Patriots have Randy Moss! This is totally like when Jason Priestly fined banged Shannon Doughtery on 90210! Right now Peyton Manning is crying and choking, 'cause he's a choke artist. Be afraid, Colts.

10:18 a.m. - Masturbating furiously to a picture of Bill Belichick while "This Is Our Country" plays on a loop in the background. A-ROD SUCKS!@

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