Top 10 NFL Week 14 Ad Questions

10) Why does a Pfizer life without cigarettes seem so astoundingly bleak and hopeless?

9) Does anyone who make PCs have their own ideas, or is it just a matter of stealing from other people?

8) Is one of the side effects of using Viagra talking to yourself, out loud, about not getting it up in public?

7) Will eating NutriSystem for men cause spasmodic dance in black men and uncontrollable douchebaggery in whites?

6) Does anyone else feel compelled to put giant bows on clunker cars as part of a general misanthropic attitude towards life?

5) How will my choice of cell phone cause me to become Godzilla size, and why, exactly, would I want that?

4) What percentage of the viewing public wants to see "Avatar" fail, just so James Cameron gets his?

3) Is there something in Axe hair products that causes women to become more sure of themselves than your average cult member?

2) What bastard at Macy's made the "Make a Wish" mailbox so high off the ground?

1) Doesn't Peyton Manning make enough money from all of these freaking ads that he can do some actual Christmas shopping, rather than stealing office supplies from work for gifts?