Top 10 NFL Week 16 Ad Questions

10) Why does Continental Airlines want to imply that their customers are spoiled douchebags?

9) Are NFL fans really making Lego structures with their kids that aren't profane?

8) Why are sleazy guys promoting the Chevy Malibu, or am I being too hard on Howie Long?

7) How is a red Pac Man that looks to cause back pain going to help someone quit smoking?

6) Why is Domino's unable to explain just exactly how they "improved" their "food"?

5) Does Santa Claus pay for his operations via commercial endorsement, or is Mercedes Benz (and, to be fair, a million other advertisers) just creativity-free hacks?

4) How do morons playing golf in the snow sell Hondas?

3) Will Jarrod With Tits make you buy more Taco Bell?

2) Is there something in Corona that makes football play by play guys sound bored by a game winning field goal?

1) How can I learn how to drink like the drunk drivers with the filled cars in the PSAs? Those guys are my heroes...