Anger Sells Meat

CHICAGO (AdAge.com) -- Burger King's "Whopper Freakout" campaign drove sales of the big burger up double digits, the company told investors Thursday.

We touched on this previously on FTT, but what the hell, numbers are numbers, so I'm hoping BK or a competitor just ups the ante. Couldn't we have someone going on a "Pulp Fiction" style killing spree when someone denies them a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity? Perhaps a "Lord of the Flies"-esque montage of children storming the counter for Happy Meals? Fundamentalist religious-style self-flaggelation for the sudden and tragic demise of the KFC Famous Bowl?

I, for one, welcome our Violent Fast Food Overlords. Now, GIVE ME MY GODDAMN WHOPPER OR I WILL KILL EVERYONE!