We've Found The Worst Thing Ever

In some way, I'm relieved. A Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl, a 5-year reign as World Champions for Dashing Eli, the continued Boston-New Yorkization of all sports, the Hope-Free Auto Loss Season for two out of my three teams? Fah. Water off this duck's back.

I have seen the face of hell, and it is being trapped, for eternity, with these people. While they play the same song over and over, because it is all they know, being soulless mongoloids.

And speaking of people who deserve a fiery eternity, what the hell is wrong with you, people of Great Britain? You *invented* punk, for heaven's sake, and yet when this sort of thing happens in front of you, you laugh, applaud, and maybe even sing along. Not one of you threw a chair, hit someone with a broken bottle, or rushed the stage to tear these people limb from limb. Wankers!