Friday, June 11, 2010

Top 10 Lakers-Celtics Game Four Takeaways

10) No force on Earth can stand against Big Baby Davis's drool

9) Ron Artest has been many things in this life, but invisible isn't usually one of them

8) Rajon Rondo has picked a bad time to go Shaq-esque at the free throw line

7) The limited minutes tonight for Andrew Bynum tells you that Phil Jackson might not have tried his all for this one

6) Shockingly, after two days of puling about the refs, the Celtics got the better of the officating in this game

5) Tony Allen was better than Ray Allen tonight, which isn't something that you can usually say in a Celtics win

4) The weakest force in this series is the Laker bench, which given the see-saw nature of the first four games, means they are primed to dominate in Game Five

3) Nate Robinson and the Celtic guards are going to have to take up the technicals slack for the Celtic bigs, since Rasheed Wallace and Kendrick Perkins are both now one away from suspension

2) In less than a week, we'll all have to learn to live without Mark Jackson's Basso Fellato, HD reaction shots of Ray Allen's Mom, and enough flops and overblown reactions to fill a '60s Batman episode

1) No matter how ugly the play is, more and more people will watch, because it's the Lakers and the Celtics and the series is going long

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